by gillsfan1066 » Mon Apr 04, 2022 12:48 pm
I bow to you Sir ,I will never ,never, ever be able to tell jokes like wot you can . I stand here in the cold, the snowflakes falling from a grey sky ,looking to the east across Lake Michigan towards old blighty and Priestfield Stadium with the few tears I have shed frozen to my cheeks in utter de feet.
I have withdrawn the remaining money from Mr.Lidbit's Fund Me Page, and have sent the shilling donated by dear Ms Fanny Mulligan off to a company in the Cotswolds that informed me last night they will be sending you ........................the diamond studded............ JESTERS HAT,asap.
SO I AM HUMBLY NOW OFFICIALLY CROWNING YOU,............ GILLINGHAM FOOTBALL CLUBS JESTER LAUREATE ,........ THE TITLE OF " FOOL " YOU WILL HOLD FROM THIS DAY FORTH FOR ALL TIMES.
This day, Monday April 4th 2022 will go down in the Nations history books as a date comparable to only Sunday October 14th 1066, or Sunday September 2nd 1666.
............................................................................ ALL BOW TO CADBURY THE FOOL. .........................................................................................
Mr Garawa, draw you sword, behead that man who is not bowing to THE FOOL. OK he is standing on his head,because he is from where, ozzy ,what's that ? A country of upside down people , in that case chop off his feet .