Oldham Athletic (H) - 24 Jan 15

[gillsfan1066]

OK,OK I guess I should have said only FOM and BUMberry have time to read them, I guess when he has finished breaking rocks on a chain gang for 8 hours a day old Aussie is more than happy to sit on his bed with his candle and read FOM 's reports.
NO ONE, least of all me is saying don't write the report,I think most of us like to read them and FOM writes great ones , but seriously whats the point of writing one this long,who seriously has read it from start to finish ( there will be a quiz afterwards) ??
I feel that I am reading something written by a Savant , A Rain-man Character from the Dustin Hoffman movie,and I am sure your not,(are you)? but come on FOM give us the bones of the thing in 300 words or less,when you first get home.
I guess if thats too much to ask, oh well I will have to start going to the Gills Official sight and get the Gills version,God help us.

[Garawa]

FOM you MUST have a photographic memory. We speak before / after matches and what you remember is outstanding, both in recent Gills games and other teams players from matches a few years back! I get asked asked who crossed the ball after a goal goes in and I have forgotten already! Wish I could remember half of what goes on in a game!

[Rimshot]

Yep, you have the same problem with what commentators say !

[gillsfan1066]

So just out of interest, what does FOM do for a living ???

[bunburygills]

I'm not sure he works for a living, I think he's a human memory board inside a computor. He's like that lady who lives in my satnav, she knows everything too.

[lidbid46]

Is it just me or do others find the satnav lady ridiculously attractive? Sometimes I put her on even when I know exactly where I am going!

[Elgrande]

Obviously not self employed; too much time off!

[gillsfan1066]

Haha , Mr. Lidbit, and knowing exactly where he is going, now there's something you don't hear very often in the same sentence, lol.