by gillsfan1066 » Sun May 08, 2016 11:26 am
OK folks, your own your own, it's 6.30 our time, 12.30 your time, I am off to play golf, have checked and double checked, got my I phone, packet of Polo's , $27 can of coke, bloody great bottle of Irish Whiskey, burnt out credit card that might be good for one more round , score card and map of the course, can't eat breakfast, drank a little tooooo much last night, Daves going to come and pick me up in three minutes and then were going to meet Stan and Bob at the course, me and Dave will argue over who is better my Cubs or his White Sox baseball teams, (GO CUBS) then it will be kick off time for the Gills.
Dear God, Hi it's me, yeah I know,I know, when times are tough or I want something bad, yeah but man oh man have I been busy for the last , er like 30 years, well anyway this isn't for me OK, it's for all the guys back home in Gillingham.
I know your a Gillingham supporter, I saw you once in the main stand back in the early 60's, I saw you when Yeo scored that goal,remember, well please please please let Gillingham win today, and everyone else thats in the running for that 6th place loose, PLEASE.
If you do this for us, I promise Mr Lidbit will take it upon himself to single handily work 24/7 to solve the worlds hunger problems he promises, andf garawa promises not to ask any more stupid questions in his daft quiz things, ( by the way could you give him some sort of life, poor boys house bound) .
OK just one more little thing while I have got you here, ..............Mrs. L, remember that plague of hair you gave her for missing church on Christmas Day, well how about lifting that , she's a fine strapping woman, would make a wonderful second mate on a fishing boat going out of Whitstable, but with all that hair she is finding it difficult to get a job, gets caught in the winches, so if you could see your way to like say giving her a trim Mr. Lidbit sure would appreciate it.
OK then I will leave it in your capable hands , oh ioh don't go, how about me shooting say like a 75 today , just asking???