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Re: The Joke Thread
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Thu Jan 25, 2024 12:40 pmby CadburyMan
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’m playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.
I've got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me. O V N R.
Re: The Joke Thread
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Tue Jan 30, 2024 5:38 pmby gillsfan1066
Clue please ..I have never heard of him ,he is a singer with which band ?
Re: The Joke Thread
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Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:17 pmby CadburyMan
Just got back from a trip to Oak Furniture Land - worst theme park ever !
Re: The Joke Thread
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Fri Feb 16, 2024 8:50 amby CadburyMan
My wife walked into the kitchen and said, "didn't you hear me fall down the stairs"?
I replied, "sorry love , I thought it was just the start of Eastenders ......!"
Re: The Joke Thread
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Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:36 amby CadburyMan
Went to the shops in Yorkshire, l asked where l could find towels and was given directions to a bird sanctuary ...
Re: The Joke Thread
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Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:29 pmby JoeyVimsante
What does a Welsh woman play with on St David's day? A daffoldildo.
Re: The Joke Thread
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Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:34 pmby JoeyVimsante
One cow says to the other Meow, meow.
The other cow says what are you saying?
The other cow says learning a foreign language.
Re: The Joke Thread
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Wed Mar 06, 2024 8:46 amby CadburyMan
I bought my wife a beautiful slinky dress for her birthday - she looks amazing going down the stairs
Re: The Joke Thread
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Fri Mar 08, 2024 11:49 amby CadburyMan
I accidentally just knocked someone over in Dominos Pizza.
Well, I say one...
Re: The Joke Thread
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Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:50 amby CadburyMan
I used to go out with a girl named Lynsey Doyle she smelled like a cricket bat..