Feeling a little homesick I went to the bar the other night, had a brewski or two , chatting to my mate when a couple of pretty big women as in PRETTY BIG, came in and sat at the bar, and we noticed they had an accent. He is into chubby chicks so I said go and buy them a drink, tell them I am from the UK, and ask them if there from Northern Ireland ? So off he goes, says hello girls , can I buy you a drink , are you from Ireland ?
One of them looked at him rather nastaly ,chirped It's Wales you idiot. He did a quick apology and said are you two Whales from Ireland . Luckily the ambulances station is less than a mile away from the bar, so he had not lost a lot of blood by the time they got there.