by lidbid46 » Sat Feb 19, 2022 8:50 am
Mable and Freda, two very old ladies, had both died and met at the gates of heaven. Freda said to Mabel, ‘oh hi Mabel, what happened to you?’ ‘I froze to death’, Mabel replied, ‘but it wasn’t too bad. First I got really cold but then I just got sleepy and just drifted away. But tell me, what happened to you?!’ Freda answered, ‘well, I convinced myself that my husband was having an affair. I rushed home intending to catch him at it but he was just sitting there watching the Gills on TV. So I went all over the house manically searching for his other woman. I looked in all the rooms, under the beds, in the cupboards, I even climbed into the loft, and then I had a massive heart attack.’ ‘Oh,’ said Mabel with a grimace, ‘shame you didn’t look in the bloody freezer, then we’d both still be alive!!’