by gillsfan1066 » Sun Aug 27, 2023 3:25 am
This evening after a windy round of golf we sat around and got talking about what we would like from our wives and girlfriends to make them perfect.One guy said he would love it if just once his wife would asks him if he has had enough to drink when he was watching football on TV or could she get him another beer. One guy said he wished that once ,just once ,his wife would say I am going to stay home with you today and get drunk , watch the baseball on the TV,then we can go to bed and make love, instead of I am going to the mall shopping.
Finally after a few guys said things like I wish my wife/girlfriend would one day say ,as soon as I have finished washing the car I will cut the grass ,and then get your dinner,can you hang on for half an hour ? Then old Goff who is 78 and is married to a woman of 52 said I just wish for once my wife would say I am going to wear clothes around the house today ,it's pretty chilly in here. I think it took about 10 seconds for each of us to work out exactly what he had said.