by gillsfan1066 » Fri Jan 20, 2023 9:49 am
My Buddy was telling me the other night he looked around his house and said to his wife , you know hon, 40 years ago we lived in a dump , I drove a crap car ,ate fast food, slept on a pull out couch ,watched a 14 inch TV with 3 channels , but I went to bed with a hot sexy 21 year girl. I have worked my ass off all my life, I live in a million dollar home, drive a new Mercedes , I eat at great restaurants ,got a wonderful bedroom, big screen TV's with 200 channels,, but now I am going to bed with a 61 year old woman. He looked at his wife and said, I don't think your keeping up your end of the bargain . His wife, a very understanding woman smiled, gently tapped his hand and said , honey you should go out and find a 21 year to sleep with, and me and my lawyer will make sure you will soon be living in a dump, driving a crap car, sleeping on a pull out couch, and eating fast food while watching a TV with no cable channels .........Aren't wives wonderful at making us see things as they really are ?