by gillsfan1066 » Wed Aug 25, 2021 2:39 pm
Many years ago Little Mr G. when he was just a lad went to the Kent Show with his Dad,who was interested in buying Mr G' sister, Miss G, a pony for her birthday. Running his hands up and down several horses legs, belly,chest and rump, Little Mr.G said Dad what are you doing ? Just checking to see if the horse is OK before I buy it said his Dad.
Little Mr.G burst out crying, what's the matter son said his Dad , and between big sobs Little Mr.G said, I think the Postman s going to buy Mommy.
Mr G's marriage didn't get off to the greatest of starts, but seeing as they now have 12 children I guess things obviously got better with time. After the wedding they headed for the caravan at Leysdown to honeymoon and consummate their marriage. Mrs G hid in the bathroom putting on her special white nightie, while Mr G laid on the bed getting more and more excited and more and more impassiant.
Unable to contain himself any longer he jumped off the bed opened the bathroom door just as his lovely new bride was applying the cold cream to her face. Why are you doing that he said to his new wife, to which she answered ,to make myself beautiful. Standing there in his striped PJ's, he watched her as she began to wipe it off, whats the matter asked Mr.G, Giving Up ?
It was a long cold night he spent sitting on those metal steps waiting for the sun to rise.