by gillsfan1066 » Fri Nov 18, 2022 5:51 pm
Hahahaha, love that one. A bit of advice ,If you replace your crisps and beer with grapefruit and water as a snack you will find yourself feeling much healthier. You will also lose 95% of the little joy you have left in your life.
Remember Beer is now cheaper than petrol, Drink Don't Drive.
I often wonder where the world went wrong, I was at lunch yesterday , two women in their early twenties were sitting at the table next to me , one of them said I had a pregnancy test this morning. The other girl sat up straight and in almost in a whisper said were the questions hard ?
We got into it last night,always happens when she drinks too much. Suddenly she said she she missed me,normally that would be good, but she was reloading.
My neighbor came home drunk a couple of nights ago and woke us up banging on his front door for like 5 minutes, but he lives alone . I lent out the window and told him he wasn't there so he left.
Survival Tip.......If you get lost in the woods or out on the moors , start talking out loud about politics ,some one will soon be there to argue with you.