Happy Birthday mate, Mrs' Lidbit still do something "special" for your birthday, you know wink wink nudge nudge sort of "special thing" you normaly get your face slapped for when you casually mention it half in jest .
Must be much more fun with an empty house, kids all away , mind boggles, what the hell could you do after what 30 years that you have not already done, lol?
Have a great birthday and many more of them, hang on got a call, anyone on the site ordered a rubber chicken suite ,400 yards of nylon rope, a funnel and 10 boxes of Paxo ?